Buck A. Roo here...
 
I've been going over the Kangaroo jokes that have been submitted so far and quite frankly they have been Rooofully bad ;>  they were either just plain terrible or were simply copied and pasted from the internet. 

Heck a lot of the ones that were submitted were one's me or one of my cousins came up with years ago!  (originality counts!) 
Now, I realize you aren't a natural born Kangaroo Joke Writer and I should have done a better job of training you for the task of coming up with great original Roo jokes. So, I've written a guide to help you.  

But, before I train you in the ways of the Roo let me tell you about the prize...
(oh you're sooo gonna like this!)

The winner of the Joke each week gets the $7 product free!  
Now, doesn't that make you want to work a little bit harder on this Roo joke thing?  

Ok, great.  Here's my down and dirty Roo Joke Writing Guide...

There are many things about us Kangaroos that make us joke worthy:

The word Kangaroo itself is sort of funny sounding.  And Roo can be used as a substitute for many word endings.   
We have exaggerated legs that can jump high and long distances.
Female Kangaroos have a pouch.
Our families are called Mobs.
Us male Kangaroos compete in boxing matches over females (yes, just like human males!)
Baby Kangaroos are called Joeys and live in their Mommy's pouch. 
You can couple these fun facts with various creative devices to come up with funny (or at least unique) Kangaroo jokes.  
One creative device you can use is the fish out of water situation.  Simply imagine a Kangeroo in a situation or place that he or she wouldn't normally be in.  Then tie it to one of the facts above and imagine what might happen.  Here's an example:

Q) Why did the Mommy Kangaroo visit the residents of the old folks home?               

A) She wanted to bring a little Joey into their lives!   

You can also place the Kangaroo into a popular idiom, quote or expression and see where that leads you:  For example:

Q: Why did the Kangaroo cross the Road? 

A: He felt like having chicken for dinner tonight!


Finally, you can use Anthropomorphism to give human qualities to a Kangaroo:

Q) Why did the Kangaroo give his girlfriend chocolate for her birthday?

A) Because she's allergic to flowers!


When all else fails you can use Roo as a substitute word or word ending:

Q) What did the Kangaroo say when he jumped out of the airplane? 

A) GeroniRoooooooooo!


Ok, using these examples I'm sure you can come up with something awesome!  Just click Reply and let me hear it.  I promise I won't make fun of you (much ;>  )

Good luck and have fun,

Buck :>

P.S.  Another great format for Kangaroo jokes is the "What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a [fill in the blank]"